Alexis.19 years old...Lets just say i'd follow me. Thats how great i am. :] haha kidding.
got this snapchat from my friend in japan
fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all
make you SQUIRTLE
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not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
there are two ways to read this
High five my tongue with your tongue
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.
texting my crush like
This grandfather looks like Harrison Ford
why is he stealing harrison ford
Taylor comes out of her apartment holding Ed Sheeran’s hand while wearing the “No It’s Becky” shirt, accidentally dropping a Wonderfuck condom while simultaneously carrying chicken nuggets and having a Red Tour Glowstick hanging out her handbag while running from a serial killer.
That was wild from start to finish
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